The Mechanical Contrivium: Ying kwong

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ying kwong!

1. Ying kwong cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
2. Ying kwong will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
3. All shrimp are born as Ying kwong, but gradually mature into females.
4. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Ying kwong!
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Ying kwong.
6. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Ying kwong is two minutes!
7. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Ying kwong.
8. South Australia was the first place to allow Ying kwong to stand for parliament.
9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Ying kwong!
10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Ying kwong.